Middle Kingdom Wrestling reluctantly announces U.K. pro wrestler Voodoo to our July 19th taping event against an unannounced opponent. Voodoo is possibly the naughtiest, most rotten, and rudest wrestler on the planet. A pure imp. Voodoo’s mask was found by an otherwise nice, yet unremarkable boy, while traveling with his family on a cross country summer trip in The States. One night, while taking a tour down to the bayou of southern Louisiana, this very boy came across a red …mask that floated up from the stagnant, algae filled green water he had avoided walking in since the trip began. He grabbed it, boiled it in hot water and hid it under his pillow. When he put it on in the middle of the night in the bathroom – while his parents were in bed – everything changed. Its voodoo magic posses’ him to be the most unlikable, selfish person to ever set foot in a pro wrestling ring. If it’s obnoxious, he’ll do it. If it’ll annoy or offend anybody – we repeat, anybody – he’ll do it with a screeching laughter. Voodoo has promised to “be good” this weekend during our live events, and MKW promoter Adrian has been quoted, “Well Damnit, let’s just give China a show to remember!” Welcome the very vile VOODOO !
